Why do I do this to myself?
You can have all the puppy toys in the world, but they’ll still make their way into your bedroom and destroy your cello bow.
What exactly was it that I was thinking?
Contacts all day make my eyes as red as the devil.
THE PROPER TERM FOR THIS PARTICULAR SOCIAL PHENOMENA IS GASLIGHTING.
The thought of driving head-on into a culvert has crossed my mind too many times. I need to get out of this place.